Game: Distraction Game

Try out this game. You play as a bird flying and eating fruits whilst avoiding missiles. Your worst enemies will be the distractions.

Admittedly, this game is itself a distraction.

(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

Definitely a reminder not to get drunk.

Dove Evolution Indeed

Watch the video above from Dove's Evolution Campaign.


Then watch this parody of it.

Game: double-wires

Truth be told, double-wires is just like spider-man without the spider nor the man.

Facial Expressions

Lookie.. would this be the expression one would make during sexxx? Yes? No?

Let's try your face deducing skill in Sexxx or Something else?

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length.

As you will see, some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results.

Steel yourself, take a few deep breaths, and read. ~end quote~

Read some and it will soon get funny.

Skytopia Fruit Emporium

This is an image of a Kumquat. Ever wondered what it would taste like? Wonder no more. Skytopia Fruit Emporium has a compilation of fruits and each is ranked with descriptions on it's taste, texture and smell.

And I've just found out that this fruit below is called a cherimoya.

Today in History

Here's a link to a page with Historical Events that happen according to date. Find out events that happen on your birthdate but on different years.

Game: 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)

My brother told me to post this game up. There might be some underlying issues here but I don't see them. hehe

Random Cat Icon

A site with a bunch of cat icons. Santa Cat is teh best.

Leatherman Skeletool

This Leatherman Skeletool is just too COOL!! I'm sure any guy would be proud to own one. I one one.

Funny Prank gone wrong?

It's a warning to not get drunk and pass out with your friends.

it's not real

Game: Neighbours

Another great game from EYEZMAZE. Check out his other Grow games after you're done with Neighbours.

300th post.

As of now, there are a total of 300 posts on One Thousand Words. Thanks for your continued patronage. :) as usual, enjoy your browsing and check the archives for things you might have missed.

On an unrelated note, it's been exactly one year since I've started working and it's just business as usual. ho hum.
*note the lack of fanfare'ism*

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Thanks for reading.

Zeroes and Zeroes 2

Zeroes is a parody of my favourite series Heroes!


Zeroes 2! now with more ordinary people with ordinary abilities.

Game: Bloons (non TD)

You're just a monkey trying to burst as many balloons as possible in this game. Click and hold to charge your throw. :)

It's the precursor to Bloons TD. Which is a different game altogether.

Chinese Papercut Online Gallery

Ancient art of papercutting. The designs are intricate but it takes the professionals less than 5 minutes to make each! ^_^

I saw something like it once at a holiday at Genting Resort.

Psychic Cat Dead?

My previous post about a death predicting cat.

And now the cat is dead? :(

Keepon ! !

Catchy music, cute mascot, and japanese. What more could you ask for?

Dog Inherits $12 million

Billionaire Leona Helmsley left her pet dog a USD 12 million trust fund - but two of her grandchildren nothing.

Read it here
and here.

That's one extremely cute and rich dog.