Game: Distraction Game

Try out this game. You play as a bird flying and eating fruits whilst avoiding missiles. Your worst enemies will be the distractions.

Admittedly, this game is itself a distraction.

(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

Definitely a reminder not to get drunk.

Dove Evolution Indeed

Watch the video above from Dove's Evolution Campaign.


Then watch this parody of it.

Game: double-wires

Truth be told, double-wires is just like spider-man without the spider nor the man.

Facial Expressions

Lookie.. would this be the expression one would make during sexxx? Yes? No?

Let's try your face deducing skill in Sexxx or Something else?

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length.

As you will see, some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results.

Steel yourself, take a few deep breaths, and read. ~end quote~

Read some and it will soon get funny.

Skytopia Fruit Emporium

This is an image of a Kumquat. Ever wondered what it would taste like? Wonder no more. Skytopia Fruit Emporium has a compilation of fruits and each is ranked with descriptions on it's taste, texture and smell.

And I've just found out that this fruit below is called a cherimoya.

Today in History

Here's a link to a page with Historical Events that happen according to date. Find out events that happen on your birthdate but on different years.

Game: 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)

My brother told me to post this game up. There might be some underlying issues here but I don't see them. hehe

Random Cat Icon

A site with a bunch of cat icons. Santa Cat is teh best.

Leatherman Skeletool

This Leatherman Skeletool is just too COOL!! I'm sure any guy would be proud to own one. I one one.

Funny Prank gone wrong?

It's a warning to not get drunk and pass out with your friends.

it's not real

Game: Neighbours

Another great game from EYEZMAZE. Check out his other Grow games after you're done with Neighbours.

300th post.

As of now, there are a total of 300 posts on One Thousand Words. Thanks for your continued patronage. :) as usual, enjoy your browsing and check the archives for things you might have missed.

On an unrelated note, it's been exactly one year since I've started working and it's just business as usual. ho hum.
*note the lack of fanfare'ism*

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Thanks for reading.

Zeroes and Zeroes 2

Zeroes is a parody of my favourite series Heroes!


Zeroes 2! now with more ordinary people with ordinary abilities.

Game: Bloons (non TD)

You're just a monkey trying to burst as many balloons as possible in this game. Click and hold to charge your throw. :)

It's the precursor to Bloons TD. Which is a different game altogether.

Chinese Papercut Online Gallery

Ancient art of papercutting. The designs are intricate but it takes the professionals less than 5 minutes to make each! ^_^

I saw something like it once at a holiday at Genting Resort.

Psychic Cat Dead?

My previous post about a death predicting cat.

And now the cat is dead? :(

Keepon ! !

Catchy music, cute mascot, and japanese. What more could you ask for?

Dog Inherits $12 million

Billionaire Leona Helmsley left her pet dog a USD 12 million trust fund - but two of her grandchildren nothing.

Read it here
and here.

That's one extremely cute and rich dog.

Game: Tilt 2

How long can you keep this Tilt balanced straight?

Game: Boomshine

The first few stages in this game might require a bit of thinking but as later stages progress, luck becomes the determining factor.

Final stage to get 55 out of 60 will leave you tearing out your hair. but it is possible.

Oops!

Read the caption at the end of the video. lol

Something something Demo?

I don't know what tech demo this is, cos it's all in japanese. But the sounds and flashy objects are really stunning to behold. It's definitely a programming marvel.

Game: Milpa (Crop Game)

This puzzle-action game requires you to match 3 or more crops to plant them. You will need to reach the target goal required to complete each year. Beware of the skull that will eat your crops and click on the water droplet when it appears to gain more crops.

Game: Crazy Ladybugs

In this game, click to move the ladybugs to make them touch each other until there's one left. It's a simple game you can finish in a few minutes.

Spider-Man 3 Subtitles

This link contains screen captures of the subtitles from the china version of Spider-Man 3. The translation is so horrid that it's actually funny.

Video Day

With the powers bestowed upon me by The Great Cthulhu, I therefore officially declare today as Video Day. (with immediate effect) lol.


Is this how japanese learn the english language? O_O shocking


Best Passed Out Prank Ever. What would you do when you find your friend asleep on the couch?


Interview with Bobo the cat.


From the tv show Just For Laughs. A vanishing doorway. hahaha


This cat is overly protective of the lady's assets. *wink *wink

J-Game Show

Human Bowling in a Japanese game show.

Man versus 100 pins, who will win? Watch and see the amazing result of the first round. O_O;

Hamster Dance by Mini Moni

Apologies first for not embedding the video here. But it's just one click away.

Cuteness Overload Warning. And the song will probably get stuck in your head lol.

Game: Disinfect the Core

This game has one simple rule. Eliminate the enemy.

The planning ahead that is required to win in this game reminds me of Weiqi. If you play Weiqi, let me know. :) I love the game too.

Discovering Porn (On Your Boyfriend’s Computer)

DivineCaroline finds porn on boyfriend's computer. She freaks out at first, then calms down and talks to her boyfriend about it. She realize it's OK, and they both feel like they're communicating better than they were before.

I bet not all women are as understanding as Caroline.

Manga Bible

Yes, you're heard me right the first time. The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth book has been manganized a.k.a. Manga Bible.

I bet the end is near.

Music Video of It's all True

This music video is fantastic!

They must have practiced thousands of times.

Game: Bloons Tower Defence

In this game, you pop balloons Tower Defence style. Popping balloons have never been this fun.


This is my record.

Chinese Knot art

Get some string and knot your own flower :) Click picture for instructions.

This is an ancient art (Jai Yie), which was almost destroyed by the Cultural Revolution, now revived by a few books and this web site. Maintained by Carol Leon-Yun Wang.

Thanks to Carol for the link.

Dr. Tran again

Hahaha.. it's funny for no apparent reason.
It's a follow up from this post.

aside: it's great to be blogging again. hiatus officially over

Hilbert's Problems

David Hilbert's math problems that was put forth in 1900 still affects the growth of today's mathematics.

Interesting if you like math.

Game: fly catching game

"Man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything" -miyagi

Notice

On hiatus for one week.

Kitten Surprise!! (how to break up a cat fight)

Hahaha.. funny!
Click here for the video source if you want to know more about the kittens.

Mono Wheel Concept Bike

This concept mono wheel from Bombardier utilizes gyroscope to balance itself. The mini front wheel is retractable and is only used when starting and stopping. Want Nao.

Math is Awesome

This page shows the math that makes up the order of 5 and order of 6 Perfect Magic Cube. I've always loved maths :)

Great Ways To Leave A Tip

Origami Spider made from five $1 US bills. It's a great way to leave a tip for your favorite waitress. ;P

More shapes and instructions on how to fold 'em here.

Any Malaysian Ringgit instructions?

Dancing Tanks.

Ok ok.. they are animated tanks but the camera angles and dance moves sure make up for it. :)

Take a Bath in Soup

Japanese Cuisine has reached a new height! Now you can enjoy your hot relaxing bath in a tub of soup and you can even special order a portion of Ramen. News article with video here (wait for it to load).

:O Delicious.

Work related post.

This is our newest product! Controls any 12 volt DC motors direction and speed.
Simple to use and the layout is designed by me. <-- shameless self promotion.


Here's the same product but now there's two of them. Sensing is done by PNP Opto Sensors and program is coded by me. <-- shameless self promotion again.

If you're interested in this product, please feel free to drop by our ebay store. Or you can send us/me an email:
fe_noble@yahoo.com
OR
sonnycheah@gmail.com

Chat Bot Collection 2007

Need to chat with someone but your contacts and friends are all asleep? Here's a collection of chatbot's that you can chat with.

Thanks Alice for chatting to me about this.

Game: Bloxorz

Puzzle game where you try to fit the block into the hole. When you reach the stage as above, use the spacebar to change blocks.

Thanks Zacc for sending this game to me.

Voltron The Movie!!

Yay! Who will win? Transformers or Voltron? I grew up with both of these cartoons and it is nice to see them made to movies :)

Thanks Scott for notifying me about this.

Game: Too Many Ninjas!

In this game, your only protection is your treasured sword. Only use direction keys to guide your defense. There really are too many ninjas.

Know of Tetris?

Tetris is a simple game with simple rules right? Complete a row to make it dissapear and game is over when you reach the top? Not so in this video.

Insurance Commercial

What would you have done if this happened to you? O_O;
I can't imagine.

Camera Phone

Camera Phone = RM 1500
Plane Ticket = RM 300
Look on friends face when they see your pictures = priceless

StarCraft Origami

StarCraft Origami is amazing! Need some help to find out hot to make these replicas of StarCraft units by origami. I can't read Korean, can you?

Paper Plate Origami

Whoa.. These origami sculptures are made from paper plates! There are basics on How To's and the more impressive sculptures are fantastic.

Create your own Kaleidoscope

Here's a fun application that you can use to create your personal Kaleidoscope. Trippy.

Wooden Mirror

This video shows the mirror that is made from little pieces of wood. This article has more details about its creator and how it is programmed to work.

Make Toys from Trash

Need something to distract your little one but don't have the cash to do it? Here's some cheap DIY toys you can make to entertain your child.

New-born Lamb has Seven Legs

This lamb was born with seven legs. Amazingly it can walk around using five of them!

110 + Lego men fall down!

Hehehe.. Dominoes of Lego's. Wish it were longer though.

Auto MMO-Bot

A well thought out concept for an auto MMO-bot. I used to play a few MMO's so I understand the plight.

You might want to check out fly for fun. The last MMO i played. Have/Has a level 70+ knight there.

Monopoly has been Solved!

Probabilities on Monopoly Estates have been calculated! Although the land names are different, the calculations are all top notch. Math here.


And here's a video for fans who abhor reading.

Ordering of letters don't matter

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Agrh! Wlal of txet is hrer.

Game: Crash

The aim of this game is to keep as many cars from crashing as possible to gain points. Destructible cars will be marked with a skull. Click on cars to speed them up!

A-Safe-Way Asian Women's Driving School

This movie didn't help my side parking at all. Most probably because I'm not a woman. Warning expletive language.

Cat o' Death

Cat in picture is able to predict your death! It's actual news!

Speed Stacking Competition

Wow. Does this world record still hold? That's very fast indeed.


Amazing speed cup stacking! I didn't know there were competitions for this kinda stuff.


At the time, this was the Cup Stacking World Record for the year 2007. The video plays in ACTUAL TIME. hehehe.

5x5 Rubik's Cube Solving

Part 1 on how to solve the centers on a 5x5 rubik's cube.


Part 2 on how to solve the centers.


Frank Morris explaining how to solve edges on the 5x5 rubik's cube.

I need to get my hands on this. My 3x3 rubik's cube is outdated it seems.

Game: Puzzle Bubble

Now Puzzle Bubble has been made into it's flash counterpart. I used to see this a lot in arcades and now I can play for free!

Ping Pong Matrix version

It's a talent show in japan. These guys' choreography is top notch!

Killer Whale Attack

omg omg omg.. It's called a KILLER whale for a reason!

Remove a wine cork trapped in the bottle

Makes for a great party trick! The problem is that, by that time, I'll be drunk :D

Great Wall of Text Compilation

How to Wake Up Without an Alarm Clock

How To Talk To Your Boss: Corporations And Small Companies

How to Win at Office Politics

How to Actually Execute Your To-Do List: or, Why Writing It Down Doesn’t Actually Get It Done

The art of the doable to-do list

Game: Triangles

Triangles has such a simple concept. Avoid triangles. But the dual controls make for a mind bending experience. Try it out.

Jay Leno sniffs some gas

Sulfur Hexafluoride is a gas heavier than normal air! Watch as Jay takes a deep breath of the stuff.

Randomness

Bad News Radio delivers random stories tied together by the thinnest of threads and makes for a thrilling read if you have the time. I suggest this to all ADD sufferers.