How To Get Out Of A Car Without Showing Your Knickers

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!

This video teaches the ladies how to gracefully get out of a car without accidentally exposing oneself. :D males of the same species will not learn anything out of this video.

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

LittleKuriboh does a great Abridged version of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Imagine Yu-Gi-Oh condensed into 7 minutes. That's basically what this is.

Yu-Gi-Oh is the property of Konami and Kazuki Takahashi.

Extremely funny! :D

Game: YinYang

YinYang is a game where two different universes separated in black and white are linked together by certain manipulatable objects.

If only the developers gave credit to squidi.net's amazing game concepts.

Lynixious's Gallery

The flimsy confrontations of a boy with a camera.

My best friends deviantness. Nostalgic with a hint of the serene and peace.

Ultra-Realistic Papercraft

Do you have a thousand hours of spare time? Yamaha motor has a ton of papercraft for you to dig your fingers into. I especially like the ultra-realistic MT-01.

But if the above is too detailed for your taste, there are some rare animals there too! :)

Coffee Art

Let's start things rolling by having a cup of gallery worthy coffee. Queensbay Mall's Starbucks are serving a similar version of this.

Will post tomorrow

going out tonight.

Office Guns

Sometimes in your work life, you will encounter stuff that will test your sanity. At times like this, you can always rely on Office Guns. Like this one for example.

This deadly weapon is aptly named Super Maul. Do not ever underestimate office supplies. Or you might end up like this coke can.

Staple-less Stapler

I have never seen one of these before but some of you might have one on your table right now.

I definitely would prefer this mini type than the one above. It's so simple when you finally find out how it works.

Card Stacking in Reverse

Card stacking to make buildings is fun. But edit the video of demolishing it in reverse and you get the masterpiece above.

If simple card pyramids are not your thing, here is a master card stacker and his accomplishments.

Gallery 1

Gallery 2

Game: Hoshi Saga 2

This purpose if this game is to find a hidden star in each of the stages. Completing a row or column will unlock a hidden stage.

The second part of finding a star! The first part was posted here a few months ago. Click here to play Hoshi Saga 1.

LG Battery

Do you own an LG hand phone? You might be interested in this post from Ben regarding the defect affecting certain LG batteries.

It seems that some batteries come with water sensors which will disable the batteries from working if wet.

Paper Origami Toy

Watch this DIY video with instructions on how to make a funny paper toy. I made one with my brother and it is infinitely fun!

Optical Illusion

This old man is shows us the different types of optical illusion that can be home made. Hehehe.. it's always cool when your own brain is fooling yourself. Don't believe in everything you see.

Added Translator

To accommodate some viewers from Hanover and Japan, I've added a language translator (powered by Google) at the top of this Blog. Which looks something like this :-

ハノーバーおよび日本からのある視聴者を収容するためには、私はこのBlogの上で言語訳者を(Googleが動力を与える)加えた。 そのようなことを見るかどれが: -

Um einige Projektoren von Hanover und von Japan unterzubringen, habe ich einen Sprachenübersetzer (angetrieben von Google) an der Oberseite von diesem Blog hinzugefügt. Welches etwas ähnliches schaut:-


I also have a viewer from Brazil, but I'm not sure what language will be appropriate to translate. Let me know?

Keep in mind that the translator tool is just for amusement and it's up to your personal preference to use it or not. Happy viewing and please comment if you have suggestions! :D

Japanese Alphabet + Calligraphy

Ok, I did some reading about the Japanese Alphabet and found this educational site with detailed explanations with some amazing Calligraphy Art. Follow this link to find your English name as written in Japanese.

The above image is not from Takase Studios because all their images are copyright protected. Above image found from Google. :(

Game: Milk Run Run!

Use the arrow keys to control Tipi the cow to reach the end of each level. Eat the pellets and jump on the bacteria to get more points.

Pets are for.... ?

Would you have a pet just for the cuteness factor? Like this kitten above, extremely cute!


Or would your pet be useful to you somehow? This hardworking rabbit is one good example.

Invisible Skateboard.

These guys are doing the Invisible Skateboarding. It somewhat looks like it's in hoverboard mode. Great background music.

Human Slinky

Hehehe.. The Human Slinky. At the end of this video you can hear his girlfriend laughing at him.

Zero Papercraft

Here is a paper craft you could attempt on your free time. If I could get my hands on some good quality paper, it would last forever! Click the links with these tags "の設計図" to access the Cut-Outs.

I've always preferred Zero over X. Well, that's just me.

Fido Puzzle?

Do you remember this guy? He's been lost in the history books for ages. Here's something he could do, although I wouldn't really call it a puzzle. More of a math trick.

Bees in the Backyard

If one day you wake up and find bees in your backyard, please, call pest control. DO NOT do what these guys did.. although they had more fun.

And heres' a bee anatomy with some interesting facts you might not have known.Honey speeds the healing process and combats infections.

Game: Planarity

This puzzle game might get you frustrated but stick with it. There is always a solution.

On an unrelated note, some more changes to the blog to make it more streamlined and pleasing to the palate.

Hatsune Miku - Vocaloid

The speed up drawing is the mascot Hatsune Miku for the voice synthesizing software Vocaloid 2.

The background music you're hearing is created using Vocaloid 2 and the singing is generated by inputting the lyrics. Intonation, length and pitch can be controlled. If you've heard the Card Captor Sakura's theme song before, you'll notice that Vocaloid generated singing is lacking the human touch. Here.. I'll include the original:


(>_<).,oO() At times like this, I wish I was born in Japan.


The above video shows the software at work. Amazing!

Blog touch up.

I'll be doing a few touch ups to the Blog in the following days but I foresee no disruptions to the regular updates. For today, I've designed OTW's own favicon.

If you have a blog or homepage, you can make your own favicon here! :D send me a link to yours!

I'm not sure if it's viewable from IE but get yourself a Firefox if you still haven't done so.

Video Spin

What would you do, if you could change the present the same way you would edit a music track. Watch the first minute of this video and you'll stay for the rest :D

Amazing math trick that proves 2 = 1 !!!!

Hehehe.. a nice trick to pull on people who are bad at math.

TGM 3 Tetris by Arika !!!

TGM HOLiC aka Jin8 playing TGM3. He's the best tetris ds player in the world. it's slow in the beginning. insanely fast near the end. speed increases at 3mins. and when the credits come up, the blocks become invisible!!

As Daniel once said before, perfect practice makes perfect.

Indian doctor develops enzyme that can destroy HIV

When the medication finally gets out, it will be the end of HIV1 retrovirus as we know it. All thanks to Dr. Indrani Sarkar.

Taking Photos?

Heres a clear difference between a photo taken without flash and one taken with flash.

Manga: Yotsubato!

I invite you to fall in love with Yotsubato!

It might take a while to download the episodes but it will keep you coming back for more. It has a simple and relaxing story en vein with Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou which was posted last year.

Game: Grow Island

Newest in the Grow series. This game's difficulty has been toned down and the perfect ending is so sweet it makes my tooth ache.

If you're new to my blog, check out the Grow's main site, EYEMAZE.

Britney's Fan & Britney's Fan's Fan

Kay kay.. this video of Britney's Fan is all over E! news


And Britney's Fan apparently has garnered enough respect to get a fan too!

Game: kek

This game, is just a killer. The difficulty is that reflexes and pre-planning are required.

On an unrelated note: I've been down with the flu. I know it's no excuse for not posting but bear with me on this. Check the archives if you're bored.

Katydids 2.0

It looks like a katydid, it smells like a katydid, it even taste like a katydid... ok.. you got me. It's a real katydid now available in white and pink!

Green is soooo last season.

Microsoft Table?

Extremely innovative technology. It's amazing the ease of use is just .. whoa..

Game: Snow Day

Sometimes you just wish you had a Snow Day to avoid going to school. In this game, you'll have to work for it.

Tsunami warning issued after 7.9 magnitude quake off Sumatra

Wow the early warning detection system really works.

Raymond Crowe - A Wonderful World

Shadow Puppetry by Raymond Crowe. Having a shadowy bunny is much better than a real one lol.

EVIL Bunny

The most evilest bunny in the world! Do not ever let a bunny loose!

Game: Distraction Game

Try out this game. You play as a bird flying and eating fruits whilst avoiding missiles. Your worst enemies will be the distractions.

Admittedly, this game is itself a distraction.

(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

Definitely a reminder not to get drunk.

Dove Evolution Indeed

Watch the video above from Dove's Evolution Campaign.


Then watch this parody of it.

Game: double-wires

Truth be told, double-wires is just like spider-man without the spider nor the man.

Facial Expressions

Lookie.. would this be the expression one would make during sexxx? Yes? No?

Let's try your face deducing skill in Sexxx or Something else?

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length.

As you will see, some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results.

Steel yourself, take a few deep breaths, and read. ~end quote~

Read some and it will soon get funny.

Skytopia Fruit Emporium

This is an image of a Kumquat. Ever wondered what it would taste like? Wonder no more. Skytopia Fruit Emporium has a compilation of fruits and each is ranked with descriptions on it's taste, texture and smell.

And I've just found out that this fruit below is called a cherimoya.

Today in History

Here's a link to a page with Historical Events that happen according to date. Find out events that happen on your birthdate but on different years.

Game: 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)

My brother told me to post this game up. There might be some underlying issues here but I don't see them. hehe

Random Cat Icon

A site with a bunch of cat icons. Santa Cat is teh best.

Leatherman Skeletool

This Leatherman Skeletool is just too COOL!! I'm sure any guy would be proud to own one. I one one.

Funny Prank gone wrong?

It's a warning to not get drunk and pass out with your friends.

it's not real

Game: Neighbours

Another great game from EYEZMAZE. Check out his other Grow games after you're done with Neighbours.

300th post.

As of now, there are a total of 300 posts on One Thousand Words. Thanks for your continued patronage. :) as usual, enjoy your browsing and check the archives for things you might have missed.

On an unrelated note, it's been exactly one year since I've started working and it's just business as usual. ho hum.
*note the lack of fanfare'ism*

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Thanks for reading.

Zeroes and Zeroes 2

Zeroes is a parody of my favourite series Heroes!


Zeroes 2! now with more ordinary people with ordinary abilities.

Game: Bloons (non TD)

You're just a monkey trying to burst as many balloons as possible in this game. Click and hold to charge your throw. :)

It's the precursor to Bloons TD. Which is a different game altogether.

Chinese Papercut Online Gallery

Ancient art of papercutting. The designs are intricate but it takes the professionals less than 5 minutes to make each! ^_^

I saw something like it once at a holiday at Genting Resort.

Psychic Cat Dead?

My previous post about a death predicting cat.

And now the cat is dead? :(

Keepon ! !

Catchy music, cute mascot, and japanese. What more could you ask for?

Dog Inherits $12 million

Billionaire Leona Helmsley left her pet dog a USD 12 million trust fund - but two of her grandchildren nothing.

Read it here
and here.

That's one extremely cute and rich dog.

Game: Tilt 2

How long can you keep this Tilt balanced straight?

Game: Boomshine

The first few stages in this game might require a bit of thinking but as later stages progress, luck becomes the determining factor.

Final stage to get 55 out of 60 will leave you tearing out your hair. but it is possible.

Oops!

Read the caption at the end of the video. lol

Something something Demo?

I don't know what tech demo this is, cos it's all in japanese. But the sounds and flashy objects are really stunning to behold. It's definitely a programming marvel.